Hani
SPM IS FINALLY OVER!!!! And I made a new blog! Because this blog is, seriously... lame. I'm ashamed to call this my blog. ==

CLICK HERE and follow my new blog! See you there! :D
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Nyahahahahaha~!!!!
Next Tuesday is DIS-SEC-TING DAY!!!
How AWESOME is that?!
Teacher let us choose our own animal to use for experiment: Cockroach, Grasshopper, Hamster and Frog.

1. Cockroach:
Cockroach is a BIG NO-NO! I screamed AND jumped even when the cockroach is somewhere in my eyesight. == Then I get all paranoid when the cockroach gone missing.

Conclusion: Cockroach

2. Grasshopper:
I used to catch grasshopper when I was a little kid! :D But then, it's hard to find grasshoppers nowadays... So...

Conclusion: Grasshopper

3. Hamster:
Well, my friends said hamsters are just too cute to dissect. >.>

Conclusion: Hamster

4. Frog:
Frog, the best option. :)

Conclusion: Frog

Obviously, frog is the only option left.
MOYA! I'm counting on you to search for the froggies! XD
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Wow~!
It's been SO long since I've last updated! @.@
*looks down at my previous post*
27th March?!


LMAO~
Anyway, Ive been lazy busy nowadays.
Blame the school...

But here's the thing,
when I've taken my SPM -which is around next year... November/December-,
I'mma start my blogging life again!


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Well,
you have read the title of this post,
it's actually a title of a funny joke I received!


A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed “Dad”.

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you, but I’m leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Sam because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I’ve been finding real passion with Sam and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you’ll like him too – even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes.

But it’s not only the passion Dad, I’m pregnant and Sam said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Sam is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn’t so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn’t stand in the way of our relationship, don’t you agree?

Sam has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

It’s true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he’ll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too.

Sam taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and he’ll be growing it for us and we’ll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Sam can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,

Rosie.


At the bottom of the page were the letters “PTO”.

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbour’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk centre drawer.

Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

I love you!


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Laugh~
Laugh~
Laugh~
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I'm back!!!!!!!
From the busy-ness of the school and everything...
...
Yup...

So I found this... thing on FF.net last night,
so I thought it'd be fun to do!

Your iPod/Cellphone/MP3 Player On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song. It's like a movie version of your life.

Opening credits: Diary of Jane - Breaking Benjamin

Waking up: Intuition - Jewel

First day of school: I'd Lie - Taylor Swift

Falling in love: Can't Fight the Moonlight - Leann Rimes

Fighting: It Ends Tonight - All American Rejects

Breaking up: Tearing Up My Heart - N'Sync

Driving: Sadness and Sorrow (Piano version)

Flashback: Look At Us Now - Sarina Paris

Mental Breakdown: A Twist In My Story - Secondhand Serenade

Getting back together: Energy - Keri Hilson

Wedding: Grief and Sorrow (Piano version)

Birth of a child: Touch My Hand - David Archuleta

Final battle: Yakusoku (Piano version)

Death scene: Thinking of You - Katy Perry

Funeral: Irreplaceable - Beyonce

End credits: Watch Me Shine - Vanessa Carlton
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First thing first, there will be 2 great movies and 1 show that will come soon on Disney Channel and Cartoon Network! X3

Wizards of Waverly Place The Movie is on 21st Nov, I think...
Ben 10: Alien Swarm is on... next Saturday...
The Garfield Show is on next Monday!

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Anyways, I found this survey on FF.net last night!
So... I thought it would be fun...
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How did you discover Naruto?
- From my friend, Ain

Do you reccomend Naruto to other people?
- Hell yeah!

Are you happy you discovered Naruto?
- Totally!

Are you obsessed with Naruto?
- I guess...

Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto?
- Probably...

WHEN did you first discover Naruto?
- Sometime around the year 2005

Do you download Naruto manga?
- No, read it online

Do you download Naruto anime?
- No, watch it online

Do you think you have the right to do that?
- Hell yeah!

What do you say when people tell you it's wrong to download it?
- Screw you!

Where did you first download Naruto manga from?
- I don't

Where did you first download Naruto anime from?
- I don't. Period.

Who is your favorite character?
- Sakura!

Who is your least favorite character?
- Karin. 'Nuff said.

Which character do you think is most misunderstood?
- Sakura

Which character is most under-rated?
- Hinata

Which character has the worst past?
- Tsunade, maybe Sasuke

What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry?
- Pointless.

Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee?
- Why should I?

Do you even like Lee?
- So-so.

Do you hate Sasuke?
- F NO!

Do you hate Yashamaru?
- Nope! He's just doing his duty, blame Gaara's father. >.>

Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep?
- Haha! Yeah! XD

Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto?
- Yup. But I'ma kickin' their ass if they say that.

Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chuunin?
- NO!... he deserves to be a jounin.

Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chuunin?
- Idate?

Do you think Shino could've made chuunin if he had the chance to fight?
- Maybe.

Does Shino's bugs creep you out?
- A lot.

What do you think of Kankurou's outfit?
- ...

What do you think of Sasuke's jumpsuit?
- I like his usual outfit better...

Should Naruto ditch the orange jumpsuit?
- F NO!

Should Lee get a different haircut and outfit?
- NO!...then he would be weird...

Do you think Gaara is evil?
- No, he just need some love

Do you think Orochimaru is a closet-pedophile?
- F yeah...

Why do you think Kakashi is late so much?
- He's visiting Obito's grave

Do you think Itachi's nails are pretty?
- No... but he's hot. XD

Do you think Haku had pretty nails?
- Maybe.

Did you originally think Haku was a girl?
- Yeah. XP

Did you originally think Yashamaru was a girl?
- Nope!

Which character is the best looking?
- Sasuke in Shippuden! XD

Which character is the worst looking?
- Karin! Hell, even Oro's prettier than her! XD

What was your first impression of Lee?
- Get away from Sakura!

What was your first impression of Gai?
- WTF?!

Do you think Sakura is useless?
- F NO!

Which female kicks the most ass?
- Sakura and Tsunade

Who should become the 6th Hokage?
- Naruto, duh! Maybe Kakashi...

What is your favorite pairing?
- SASUSAKU, HANDS DOWN!!! F YEAH!!!

What is your least favorite pairing?
- NaruIno. O.o

What pairing makes the least amount of sense?
- Sasu/Anyone not Sakura

What do you think about Naruto yaoi/yuri?
-

Do you read/write Naruto fanfiction?
- Hell yeah!

Do you look at/draw Naruto fanart?
- Who doesn't?

What is your favorite fanfiction genre for Naruto?
- Romance, Drama, Angst, Humor

What do you think of all the 'Naruto gets stuck in sexy no jutsu' fics?
- One word. Yaoi.

what do you think of all the Naruto Mary-Sue fics?
- I hate Mary-Sue fics...

Does it bother you that Gaara is so OOC in most romance fics?
- I don't read Gaara fics.

Do you think Naruto is secretly depressed and/or suicidal?
- No

Do you think Naruto is secretly a genius and just hides it?
- Nope! Shika's still a genius... With Sakura in 2nd...

Do you think Sasuke actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone?
- Yup! He's just too stubborn to admit it.

Do you think the 4th Hokage was Naruto's father?
- He is!

Do you think Shikamaru and Chouji are more then just friends?
- Best friends?

Do you WANT them to be more then just friends?
- Best friends?

Is Neji obsessed with birds or what?
- Nah, just fate and destiny.

Is Kakashi really that obsessed with looking underneath the underneath?
- He's just saying that...

Does Sasuke secretly lust after Naruto?
- Again,

Is Kakashi secretly lusting after one or more of his students?
- EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is Kakashi secretly lusting over Iruka?
- EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 12 year old kids?
- They're older in my fics.

Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience?
- Say what?

Do you like A/U Naruto fics?
- Some...

Do you like OC's in Naruto fics?
- NO!... only in my fics...

Do you read NCS Naruto fics?
- Huh?

Do you read NCS Naruto fics but adamantly deny it?
- ???

Do you read M-Preg Naruto fics?
- I hate yaoi in Naruto.

What type of Naruto fans are the most annoying?
- The annoying type.

Do you mix your canon Naruto knowlege with your fanfic Naruto knowledge?
- F yeah.

Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate?
- F yeah!

If so, aren't you ashamed of yourself?
- Why should I?

What's a good Naruto website?
- meh... never been to one before...

Another?
- ...

And one more
- ...

What's a good Naruto fanfiction?
- Lots. X3

And another?
- Same answer as above.

What's a good Naruto fanart?
- SasuSaku related. XP

And another?
- SasuSaku?

What do you think about Asuma?
- No smoking

Wasn't he awesome when he saved Shikamaru that time?
- Didn't watch that part...

He showed us his mad skillz didn't he?
- I didn't watch, you genius...

Sasuke looked really cool when his curse seal first activated, right?
- Yeah... he's H.A.W.T.

What do you think of Orochimaru's tongue?
- ...

Does it disturb you?
- Hell yeah

Does it haunt your dreams at night?
- No

Do you think Orochimaru is a sexy beast?
- WTF!

Do you think I'm insane for asking that?
- You think?!

If you could be any Naruto character, who would you be?
- Sakura! She kicks ass in Shippuden! X3

What jutsu would you want?
- Cherry Blossom Impact?

Do you think if a girl used sexy no jutsu she would turn into a man?
- Maybe.

Say something random about Naruto or a random Naruto quote!
- Believe it!

Did you enjoy this survey?
- Just okay...
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Here are some funny parts in the sitcom:

Season 1:



Season 2:







Season 3:









Season 4:









Season 5:









Season 6:













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Have you guys EFFING read the chapter yet?!
If no, read now!
Just click here to read!



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